This is the official author website of Wichita Sims - not that anyone would attempt an unofficial version. You have made it here either because you were trying to find me, or you accidentally landed here after goofing around on a search engine. Either way, you are here.
Be forewarned:
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✓There is cursing beyond this page. If that offends you, stop here. Hit the back button on your browser or close this window.
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✓My essays and stories are not cheery pieces. Okay, once in a blue moon, one is, but that’s an accident. Do not come here to read, thinking this will make your day less depressing. It will not.
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✓I want to talk about myself in the third person on this website, like other authors do on their websites. Wichita Sims did this. Wichita Sims is doing that. Obviously, I am writing this, and talking about myself in the third person sounds crazy and egocentric. I should refrain.
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✓(But won’t) Wichita Sims is an extremely slow writer; don’t expect much. She brutalizes sentences day after day until even she forgets her intent. She has much more perseverance (and aptitude) for talking on the phone.